Posted 5 days ago

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

Posted 5 days ago

demonspit:

collegehumor:

Together, they are truly the highest holiday.

Finish reading 6 Reasons Easter and 420 Are Actually the Same Holiday

Lol

Posted 5 days ago

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

Posted 5 days ago

gemself:

space is cool n all but u know what’s COOLER than space?????? nothing. literally nothing is cooler than space

Posted 5 days ago

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)

Posted 5 days ago

feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

Posted 5 days ago

bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

(Source: thehuglife)

Posted 5 days ago

precumming:

webcamliam:

precumming:

im a badass

Tbh: I see you around school sometimes. U seem cool but u a stranger that could change. Hmu sometime. Rate: 8.9

what

(Source: precumming)

Posted 5 days ago

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

Posted 5 days ago
normality-is-a-sin:

*credits to gif maker* 

normality-is-a-sin:

*credits to gif maker* 

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the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker)

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

Posted 5 days ago